alapoet:

This is why you shouldn’t go looking for the golf balls hit ‘Out of Bounds’ in Florida!!! THIS IS NOT A PYTHON! This is a 15 foot Eastern Diamondback rattlesnake - the largest ever caught on record, in fact. This snake was found Near the St. Augustine outlet, in a new KB homes subdivision just south of Jacksonville FL. A little research revealed the following: One bite from a snake of this size would contain enough venom to kill over 40 full grown men. The head of this snake alone is larger than the hand of a normal sized man. A bite from those fangs would be comparable to being stabbed by two curved, 1/4 inch diameter screwdrivers. The knife being used to draw out the fangs for the bottom picture has a blade around 6 inches long. This snake is estimated to have weighed over 170 pounds. (How much do you weigh?) Notice the girth of this snake as compared to the cop’s leg in the first picture (and he is not a small man). A snake of this size could easily swallow a 2 year-old child (and dogs, pigs, etc). A snake this size has an approximately 5 1/2 foot accurate striking distance. (The distance for an average size rattlesnake is about 2 feet) This snake has probably been alive since George Bush Sr. was President. Now just ask yourself these questions: What has this snake been feeding on and where are its offspring?

alapoet:

This is why you shouldn’t go looking for the golf balls hit ‘Out of Bounds’ in Florida!!! THIS IS NOT A PYTHON! This is a 15 foot Eastern Diamondback rattlesnake - the largest ever caught on record, in fact. This snake was found Near the St. Augustine outlet, in a new KB homes subdivision just south of Jacksonville FL. A little research revealed the following: One bite from a snake of this size would contain enough venom to kill over 40 full grown men. The head of this snake alone is larger than the hand of a normal sized man. A bite from those fangs would be comparable to being stabbed by two curved, 1/4 inch diameter screwdrivers. The knife being used to draw out the fangs for the bottom picture has a blade around 6 inches long. This snake is estimated to have weighed over 170 pounds. (How much do you weigh?) Notice the girth of this snake as compared to the cop’s leg in the first picture (and he is not a small man). A snake of this size could easily swallow a 2 year-old child (and dogs, pigs, etc). A snake this size has an approximately 5 1/2 foot accurate striking distance. (The distance for an average size rattlesnake is about 2 feet) This snake has probably been alive since George Bush Sr. was President. Now just ask yourself these questions: What has this snake been feeding on and where are its offspring?

(via sisterwitch)

alapoet:

This is why you shouldn’t go looking for the golf balls hit ‘Out of Bounds’ in Florida!!! THIS IS NOT A PYTHON! This is a 15 foot Eastern Diamondback rattlesnake - the largest ever caught on record, in fact. This snake was found Near the St. Augustine outlet, in a new KB homes subdivision just south of Jacksonville FL. A little research revealed the following: One bite from a snake of this size would contain enough venom to kill over 40 full grown men. The head of this snake alone is larger than the hand of a normal sized man. A bite from those fangs would be comparable to being stabbed by two curved, 1/4 inch diameter screwdrivers. The knife being used to draw out the fangs for the bottom picture has a blade around 6 inches long. This snake is estimated to have weighed over 170 pounds. (How much do you weigh?) Notice the girth of this snake as compared to the cop’s leg in the first picture (and he is not a small man). A snake of this size could easily swallow a 2 year-old child (and dogs, pigs, etc). A snake this size has an approximately 5 1/2 foot accurate striking distance. (The distance for an average size rattlesnake is about 2 feet) This snake has probably been alive since George Bush Sr. was President. Now just ask yourself these questions: What has this snake been feeding on and where are its offspring?

alapoet:

This is why you shouldn’t go looking for the golf balls hit ‘Out of Bounds’ in Florida!!! THIS IS NOT A PYTHON! This is a 15 foot Eastern Diamondback rattlesnake - the largest ever caught on record, in fact. This snake was found Near the St. Augustine outlet, in a new KB homes subdivision just south of Jacksonville FL. A little research revealed the following: One bite from a snake of this size would contain enough venom to kill over 40 full grown men. The head of this snake alone is larger than the hand of a normal sized man. A bite from those fangs would be comparable to being stabbed by two curved, 1/4 inch diameter screwdrivers. The knife being used to draw out the fangs for the bottom picture has a blade around 6 inches long. This snake is estimated to have weighed over 170 pounds. (How much do you weigh?) Notice the girth of this snake as compared to the cop’s leg in the first picture (and he is not a small man). A snake of this size could easily swallow a 2 year-old child (and dogs, pigs, etc). A snake this size has an approximately 5 1/2 foot accurate striking distance. (The distance for an average size rattlesnake is about 2 feet) This snake has probably been alive since George Bush Sr. was President. Now just ask yourself these questions: What has this snake been feeding on and where are its offspring?

(via sisterwitch)

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  1. gingeycat reblogged this from somecallmecoach
  2. cityofclouds reblogged this from somecallmecoach
  3. somecallmecoach reblogged this from feish and added:
    No more desire to move / visit FL
  4. metalmisfit reblogged this from ayesammi
  5. ayesammi reblogged this from mattvsbears
  6. mattvsbears reblogged this from ashleighlynne and added:
    Well fuck my face and call me Shirley. This is one of the reasons why I’m not really an outdoorsman.
  7. ashleighlynne reblogged this from feish and added:
    THIS IS NOT ACCEPTABLE
  8. feish reblogged this from fabbylola and added:
    and I just almost choked and died. THIS IS WHY I DON’T GO OUTSIDE IN THIS EFFING STATE! do you see that cop car?! yeah,...
  9. fabbylola reblogged this from fuckingflorida
  10. karina-sings-cb reblogged this from williams95
  11. littlemissjackattack reblogged this from stelazine
  12. williams95 reblogged this from juhneee
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  15. albinojesus reblogged this from stelazine
  16. footsteponbr0kenglass reblogged this from stelazine and added:
    … But.. But.. I love St. Augustine. It’s tainted now!:’(
  17. mydickisntgoingtosuckitself reblogged this from stelazine
  18. stelazine reblogged this from phildaly
  19. phildaly reblogged this from fuckingflorida
  20. michellecarl reblogged this from fuckingflorida and added:
    Oh how I just love living in Florida…
  21. sarcasticwreck reblogged this from fuckingflorida
  22. karma-flavored reblogged this from fuckingflorida and added:
    Fifteen. Foot. Rattlesnake. FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK that shit! -Curls up in a ball in the fetal position-
  23. youridisee reblogged this from fuckingflorida and added:
    Well, shit. Florida, you never cease to astound.
  24. csquared225 reblogged this from thisismestandingup
  25. randomstuffinsidemyhead reblogged this from farfromeden
  26. urlsaresilly reblogged this from supandreamarie
  27. brokentobehold reblogged this from spotlessmindsyndrome and added:
    I must remember never, ever to visit Florida again. Except for Disney World and Harry Potter land, where I’m sure wands...
  28. em-iloveyou-d reblogged this from spotlessmindsyndrome and added:
    ..Florida. Home to big ass snakes, poisonous spiders, and embarrassing shorts
  29. spotlessmindsyndrome reblogged this from meghanthayer and added:
    oh the things i’m looking forward to lol
  30. meghanthayer reblogged this from superdorifto
  31. supandreamarie reblogged this from fuckingflorida and added:
    Just Florida, keepin’ it classy as always
  32. murphyslawistrue reblogged this from wherethelightningstrikes
  33. rea-pon-says reblogged this from miramoondarling
  34. miramoondarling reblogged this from fuckingflorida
  35. ohimamonster reblogged this from cindyscissorhands and added:
    And to think we almost went to St. Augustine for the day…NOPE.
  36. squishisshort reblogged this from landvaettir
  37. ashleyvandokkum reblogged this from the-crazycatlady and added:
    Yaaa, I work at a wildlife center like right next to that haha.
  38. janelogan reblogged this from barksdaleiv and added:
    Only in St. Augustine……
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